Quotes about red
redneck thinking might
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck office might
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
redneck house might
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
redneck might needs
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
redneck looks might
You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right
redneck effort might
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
redneck fire house
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
redneck might toothpicks
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
redneck doors color
You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
redneck law might
You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
redneck texas might
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
redneck police might
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
redneck might limits
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
redneck house might
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
redneck might ambulance
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
redneck might tanks
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
redneck light might
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
redneck might rats
You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
redneck beer wife
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
redneck army might
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
redneck beer car
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
redneck tickets might
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
redneck four might
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
redneck quality might
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
redneck years might
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
redneck people portfolios
Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.
redneck dna records
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
redneck jeans might
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
redneck house might
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
redneck paper toilets
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
redneck thinking people
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
redneck might shirts
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
redneck house littles
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.