Quotes about red
redneck cowboy ostriches
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck color ties
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
redneck shoes numbers
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
redneck might rats
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
redneck might offensive
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
redneck kitchen use
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
redneck wife sausage
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
redneck car might
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
redneck giving might
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
redneck numbers age
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
redneck might your-mom
You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
redneck onions might
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
redneck waiting might
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
redneck might soap
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
redneck ems shade
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
redneck might pawns
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
redneck might bail
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
redneck honey introducing
Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend. Jackson Browne
red candy
Really sucked the red off of all my candy. Faith Hunter
redneck play mph
I guess I thought I was Elvis Presley but I'll tell ya something. All Elvis did was stand on a stage and play a guitar. He never fell off on that pavement at no 80 mph. Evel Knievel
red noses ginger
Nose, nose, jolly red nose,And who gave thee that jolly red nose?Nutmegs and ginger, cinammon and cloves;And they gave me this jolly red nose. Francis Beaumont
red missed-you reaper
You're my Red Reaper, and I've missed you terribly. Jeaniene Frost
red events appearance
The personal appearances and red carpet events are very glitzy, but it's a bit false. Enya
red nerves neon
I gave to pink, the nerve of the red, a neon pink, an unreal pink. Elsa Schiaparelli
reduction
Hopefully, we'll see a reduction in those numbers.
red squirrels
I didn't know there were that many red squirrels in the county,
red true versus wine
Just as there are more antioxidants in red wine versus Chardonnay, the same is true for beer.
redundant
It is better to be redundant than remiss.
red mao shows
Chairman Mao has never seen a greater show of red strength. Bill Shankly
red sun meat
I don't smoke, I don't drink much, I don't eat red meat. I stay out of the sun. Bernadette Peters
red cards looks
The background looks like a lot of red cards. Arsene Wenger
red nine cards
Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them.
red shoes wish
I wish I had my red shoes on. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.