Quotes about red
redneck years might
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck thinking might
You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
redneck shoes might
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
redneck people portfolios
Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.
redneck dna records
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
redneck feet car
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
redneck might teeth
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
redneck might grades
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
redneck thinking silence
You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.
redneck jeans might
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
redneck house might
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
redneck paper toilets
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
redneck might ifs
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
redneck thinking people
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
redneck might shirts
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
redneck house littles
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
redneck cowboy ostriches
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
redneck tape might
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.
redneck color ties
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
redneck shoes numbers
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
redneck might rats
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
redneck might offensive
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
redneck kitchen use
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
redneck wife sausage
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
redneck car might
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
redneck giving might
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
redneck numbers age
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
redneck might your-mom
You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
redneck onions might
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
redneck waiting might
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
redneck might soap
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
redneck ems shade
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
redneck awards might
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.