Famous Quotes & Sayings

Charles Bukowski

Existence was not only absurd, it was plain hard work. Think of how many times you put on your underwear in a lifetime. It was appalling, it was disgusting, it was stupid.

Axl Rose

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Of course, the overwhelming majority of Muslims are not terrorists or sympathetic to terrorists. Equating all Muslims with terrorism is stupid and wrong. But acknowledging that there is a link between Islam and terror is appropriate and necessary.

Anton Chekhov

Ivanov: Once I worked hard and thought a lot but I never got tired; now I do nothing and think of nothing, but I'm tired in body and spirit. My conscience aches day and night, I feel deeply guilty but I don't understand where I am actually at fault. And add to that my wife's illness, my lack of money, the constant bickering, gossip, unnecessary conversations, that stupid Borkin... My home has become loathsome to me and I find living there worse than torture.

Bam Margera

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

Ari Graynor

The only thing that I'm not willing to do is really stupid, horribly written sitcoms. It can be tempting during pilot season time, but I realized this a while ago when I almost signed my life away to a stupid pilot.

Ari Fleischer

I think the burden is on those people who think he didn't have weapons of mass destruction to tell the world where they are.

Diane Cilento

I had a place in England and was commuting from England to Australia, which is pretty stupid, but after two years I sort of knew what I wanted to do, more or less.

Deryck Whibley

September 11 definitely opened our eyes, but when I was 19 or whatever on the last record, we just didn't care about anything. We were too young to care about anything. And then as you get older, you don't really have any excuse to be stupid anymore, to be in the dark. That just kind of opened everyone's eyes (which I probably wish it did to more people) that there's obviously something wrong, to try and figure out what it is and what's going on in the world.

Deryck Whibley

As you get older, you don't really have any excuse to be stupid anymore, to be in the dark.

Demian Bichir

I don't hide or play stupid games.

Demi Lovato

Cutting is not stupid. Stupid is being bad to someone and get them to the point of bleeding

Demetri Martin

Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.

Demetri Martin

I can always tell how stupid someone is by how certain they are about what they're saying.

Demetri Martin

There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.

Dean Koontz

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.

Daniel Ellsberg

We were young, we were foolish, we were arrogant, but we were right.

Billy Corgan

I know how stupid people can be. I've played in front of 5,000 people that bought a ticket to my concert, and some guy who's bought a ticket decides he's going to throw a bottle at my head. That's a simple act of stupidity. That's not even defiance.

Bobby Fischer

They asked me what year it was, what month it was, etc. I easily answered these stupid questions.

Bruce Coville

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?

Brian Regan

It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well.

Brian Regan

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?

Brian Regan

The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you did not get a laugh, then you've kinda saved the moment. Other professions don't have that luxury. You don't want to hear a brain surgeon say, "Man, am I so stupid! I cut on the wrong side of your head!!"

Breckin Meyer

For awhile, I got stupid about only wanting a leading-man role, but I have no illusions. I know I'm not Brad Pitt.

Bradley Whitford

Having an affair with an intern is just an incredibly stupid thing to do.

Bono

The right to be irresponsible and stupid is something I hold very dear. And luckily it is something I do well.

Bobby Fischer

They're all weak, all women. They're stupid compared to men. They shouldn't play chess, you know. They're like beginners. They lose every single game against a man. There isn't a woman player in the world I can't give knight-odds to and still beat.

Bobby Fischer

I usually never stay at the board after a game. Especially against Spassky. I made a dumb suggestion and he refuted it instantly! I know I'm going to have to play him some day and it was really stupid to look like such a jerk in front of him.

Arthur Schopenhauer

If a person is stupid, we excuse him by saying that he cannot help it; but if we attempted to excuse in precisely the same way the person who is bad, we should be laughed at.

Arthur Schopenhauer

This is the case with many learned persons; they have read themselves stupid.

Arthur Schopenhauer

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.

Arthur Schopenhauer

If anyone spends almost the whole day in reading...he gradually loses the capacity for thinking...This is the case with many learned persons; they have read themselves stupid

Arthur Schopenhauer

What people commonly call Fate is, as a general rule, nothing but their own stupid and foolish conduct.