Quotes about umpires
umpires judging president
The liberal groups spent months raising money so they could take down anyone President Bush nominated. But they have not been able to touch judge Roberts. Michael Oxley
umpires
I had to get some real ballplayers and real umpires to give instructions, Nick Nolte
umpires until wait
I never thought I would say this, but I can't wait until we get the (regular) umpires back. We still have to play ball.
umpires judging decision
She made the decision that her existence had lost its meaning. And you cannot judge that. Jack Kevorkian
umpires judging musician
Why do you judge me as a musician, John? All I'm interested in is making money. Glenn Miller
umpires feelings black
There was a while when I was feeling like, 'Damn, if I'd just been born black, I would not have to go through all this'. Eminem
umpires decision may
Somebody has to keep score and I decided I was going to do it. I'm a born score-keeper and I realize, like an umpire, that my decisions may cause distress. Gore Vidal
umpires law judging
A judge can't have any preferred outcome in any particular case. The judge's only obligation - and it's a solemn obligation - is to the rule of law. Samuel Alito
umpires two grease
I'd always have it (grease( in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional. Gaylord Perry
umpires needs world
Wherever you turn, there is always something wrong with the politicians. They have everything they need to save the world, and they don't save it. Nana Mouskouri
umpires my-favorite
My favorite umpire is a dead one. Johnny Evers
umpires judging enemy
No accurate thinker will judge another person by that which the other person's enemies say about him. Napoleon Hill
umpires sometimes triggers
Umpires sometimes have a quick trigger. Joe Torre
umpires casual walks
Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it. Larry David
umpires too-much causes
We are too much accustomed to attribute to a single cause that which is the product of several, and the majority of our controversies come from that. Marcus Aurelius
umpires giving canada
In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. Mordecai Richler
umpires dresses tasks
It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps. John Arlott
umpires bird stopping
Umpire Harold Bird, having a wonderful time, signalling everything in the world, including stopping traffic coming on from behind.
umpires rights judging
Judge Roberts has assured me personally that he has a healthy respect for precedent and the hard-won rights of Americans. Max Baucus
umpires holiness attributes
No attribute of God is more dreadful to sinners than His holiness. Matthew Henry
umpires surfing novelists
Sigmund Freud was a novelist with a scientific background. He just didn't know he was a novelist. All those damn psychiatrists after him, they didn't know he was a novelist either. John Irving
umpires people virtue
People who are in a fortunate position always attribute virtue to what makes them so happy. John Kenneth Galbraith
umpires judging political
The courtroom is a quiet place, Judge Roberts, where you park your political ideology, and you call the balls and you call the strikes. Lindsey Graham
umpires progress arbitration
Great progress was made when arbitration treaties were concluded in which the contracting powers pledge in advance to submit all conflicts to an arbitration court, treaties which not only specify the composition of the court, but also its procedure. Ludwig Quidde
umpires judging heaven
I'm going to let God be the judge of who goes to heaven and hell. Joel Osteen
umpires giving league
To me, there is no more conscientious umpire in the Major Leagues than Jim Joyce. He gives you a hellacious effort every time. Tony La Russa
umpires play decision
Sometimes you've just got to let an umpire know that you're not satisfied with his decision. That they've missed the play in your opinion. Not that it's going to do you any good, but you've got to let them know. Tommy Lasorda
umpires rumor lasts
There are rumors, rumors, rumors. I'm always the last one to know about these things, literally. Shawn Ashmore
umpires fields cases
In case of dispute, the umpire shall throw it straight into the field. James Naismith
umpires justice liberty
To threaten the institution is to threaten fair administration of justice and protection of liberty. Stephen Breyer
umpires league three
The best recommendation for an umpire in the old days was: "He licked somebody in the Three-I League. He ought to do. Ty Cobb
umpires justice judging
Judging from the main portions of the history of the world, so far, justice is always in jeopardy. Walt Whitman
umpires tennis said
The roughest thing I ever said to an umpire was, 'Are you sure?' Rod Laver