Quotes about wit
witty people conformity
Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself. Oscar Wilde
witty couple fun
All my friends are funny, witty, fun-loving people. As are my parents, and the people I work with. I get at least a couple of good laughs in every day. Toks Olagundoye
witness watchfulness
Learn to become more of a witness, create more watchfulness. Let each act, each thought, be seen. Rajneesh
witty funny-inspirational government
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. P. J. O'Rourke
witty government political
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
witty freedom humorous
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. Irving Kristol
witty hands habit
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy. Friedrich Nietzsche
witty glasses playboy
I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up. George Burns
witty mean men
Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well. George Bernard Shaw
witty war british-soldiers
The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.
witty people observation
The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.
witty humorous men
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
witty powerful women
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. Erica Jong
witty sex men
Would you consider a man or a woman to be complicated? Is it that difficult to understand both the sexes? We say that we know what the other sex is all about, but is that really true? Perhaps the following witty, funny quotes and sayings can help simplify things down about men. Indira Gandhi
witty sex regret
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. J. Edgar Hoover
witty rabbits drs
Dr. Seuss provided "ingenious and uniquely witty solutions to the standing problem of the juvenile fantasy writer: how to find, not another Alice, but another rabbit hole. Clifton Fadiman
within
I've that within - for which there are no plasters. David Garrick
witty intelligent talking
Talking to oneself, I have often thought, is the best way to be sure of intelligent and witty conversation. Grant Morrison
witness spanish-proverb
Life without a friend is death without a witnesse. [Life without a friend is death without a witness.] George Herbert
witty truth philosophical
The great trick of regarding small departures from the truth as the truth itself - on which is founded the entire integral calculus - is also the basis of our witty speculations, where the whole thing would often collapse if we considered the departures with philosophical rigour. Georg C. Lichtenberg
witty lying writing
Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer.
witty men thanks
Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit.
witty mistake fighting
If you fight angry, you make a lot of mistakes, and when you fight a sharp, witty fighter like me, you can't make mistakes. Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
witty travel nature
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel. Fran Lebowitz
witty peace truth
Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind. George Orwell
witty
You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.
witty sex adults
I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults. Gore Vidal
witty sex powerful
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
witty art talking
It's that same quality I've been talking about. It's neither contrived, nor surprising and smart, not baffling, not witty, not interesting, not cynical, it can't be planned and it probably can't even be described. It's just good. Gerhard Richter
witty dull deeper
Who can prove Wit to be witty when with deeper ground Dulness intuitive declares wit dull? George Eliot
witty men wit
There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad. Joseph Joubert
witty mean writing
Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard. Steven Moffat
without-music
Without music I would never, ever have travelled anywhere. Richard Hawley