Famous Quotes & Sayings

Tina Fey

You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.

Tina Fey

Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.

Tina Fey

My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.

Tina Fey

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Tina Fey

Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.

Tina Fey

(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)

Tina Fey

It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.

Tina Fey

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Tina Fey

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

Tim Ferriss

What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it.

Thomas Hobbes

If I read as many books as most men do, I would be as dull-witted as they are.

Thomas Kretschmann

This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do a comedy, so this was just the right one.

Suzanne Collins

By the end of the session, I am no one at all. Haymitch started drinking somewhere around witty, and a nasty edge has crept into his voice. "I give up, sweetheart. Just answer the questions and try not to let the audience see how openly you despise them.

Sophie Kinsella

Being a journalist is good if you want to write books: it teaches you to get beyond the blank screen. My books have been described as froth, but there's scope to be witty and ironic about everything in life.

Stan Laurel

Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

Samantha Morton

I can't act without music very well.

Tom Robbins

The female characters in my books tend to be independent, frisky, spunky, witty, emotionally strong, erotically daring, spiritually oriented and intellectually generous; in short, the kind of women I admire in real life.

Tony Hoare

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

Shahrukh Khan

Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.

Shahrukh Khan

When will you start asking different questions? Better questions?

Shahrukh Khan

If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age

Shahrukh Khan

I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh"

Shahrukh Khan

Whenever I start feeling too arrogant about myself, I always take a trip to the U.S. The immigration guys kick the star out of my stardom.

Shahrukh Khan

Well Mandira, I hope not. You see, I started both their careers. And as far as i can remember, I started yours too.

Shahrukh Khan

If you like me, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards

Steven Moffat

Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.

Richard Helms

A zen couch potato is a person who contemplates the nature of televised existence.

Randy Pausch

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet.

Toks Olagundoye

All my friends are funny, witty, fun-loving people. As are my parents, and the people I work with. I get at least a couple of good laughs in every day.

Rajneesh

Learn to become more of a witness, create more watchfulness. Let each act, each thought, be seen.

Norbert Wiener

The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.

Noel Coward

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Miguel de Cervantes

Facts are the enemy of truth.