Quotes about wit
witty party two
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties Bob Hope
witty illustration stories
A witty illustration or an apt story will accomplish more than columns of argument. Chauncey Depew
witty
You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.
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One can have a wit, but not a witless Brandon Sanderson
witty art block
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. Auguste Rodin
witty guilt accepting
The worst guilt is to accept an unearned guilt. Ayn Rand
witty humorous healing
You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.
witty humorous voting
Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
witness
We did not actually get to witness the reunion.
witty should-have credit
Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should have all the rest. Baltasar Gracian
witty laughing long
A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One is not meant to laugh. One stays quiet and marvels. Spontaneously witty talk is without question the most fascinating entertainment there is. Diana Vreeland
witty unexpected expecting
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Bob Dylan
witty where-you-are
Make the most of What you have, When you have it, Where you are. Eleanor Roosevelt
within
Within about two weeks, we'll have made those decisions.
witch
is not going to be a witch hunt; it's a fact-finding mission.
witty morning thinking
Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, " This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in; fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well! It must have been made to have me in it! Douglas Adams
witty powerful science
It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are. Clive James
witty real character
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty Dylan Moran
witty art money
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. e. e. cummings
witty sunshine cowboy
The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. Dustin Hoffman
witty thinking play
I tried to think of a witty play on Every picture tells a thousand words, but then the whole word/picture thing collapsed on me. Douglas Coupland
witty remember telling-the-truth
Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember Abraham Lincoln
witty time humorous
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. Andrew Marvell
witty technology people
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that. Andy Borowitz
witty government political-will
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. Aesop
witty clever creativity
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Albert Einstein
witty attitude freedom
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
witty way realizing
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.
wit zeal
I have more zeal than wit. Alexander Pope
witty women waiting
Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait. Dorothy Richardson
witty cutting winning
HENRY: Now it is necessary to court her, and win her, and put on this clean dressing gown, and cut my various nails, and drink something that will kill the millions of germs in my mouth, and say something flattering, and be witty and bonny, and hale and kinky, all just to ease this wrinkle in the groin. It seems a high price. Donald Barthelme
wit malice
Malice blunts the point of wit. Douglas William Jerrold
witty men fireworks
Women, somehow, have the same fear of witty men as of fireworks.