Quotes about witty
witty badass mistake
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. Frank Lloyd Wright
witty pain self
Remorse presupposes enough self-forgetfulness to feel the pain ofothers. Helen Prejean
witty money men
Sir, money, money, the most charming of all things; money, which will say more in one moment than the most elegant lover can in years. Perhaps you will say a man is not young; I answer he is rich. He is not genteel, handsome, witty, brave, good-humored, but he is rich, rich, rich, rich, rich -that one word contradicts everything you can say against him. Henry Fielding
witty sex minutes
He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.
witty children doing-nothing
When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
witty children writing
The habit of getting up early, which I had formed when the children were young, now became my choice. I am not very bright or very witty or very inventive after the sun goes down. Toni Morrison
witty time watches
The days of the digital watch are numbered. Tom Stoppard
witty truth honesty
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
witty doors gaps
Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does. Tina Fey
witty control-of-your-life want
Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
witty looks actors
You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.
witty perfect tvs
It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
witty gay thinking
Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
witty sex self
She [Gypsy Rose Lee] was a sophisticated self-satirist with a contagious delight in the comedy of sex. She was coy; she was sly; she always had a witty quip; she had an intensely dramatic presence. Karen Abbott
witty attitude thinking
You can look at a person's attitude and know what kind of thinking is prevalent in his life... It's better to be positive and wrong than negative and right! Joyce Meyer
witty enjoy-life alive
There is nothing as tragic as being alive and not enjoying life... Life should be celebrated!
witty children zips
Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force ... except occasionally. Katharine Whitehorn
witty powerful humorous
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. Martin Farquhar Tupper
witty clever mean
I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long. Paula Poundstone
witty thinking trying
If you think someone's trying too hard, that's the worst thing they can do. To me, it's just desperate, never funny and never witty. It's kind of really old hat because just being shocking isn't enough. It has to change how you think about something. It has to startle you. It has to make you look at something and reconsider whether you're right. That's the whole point. John Waters
witty powerful humorous
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. John von Neumann
witty hate people
Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I'd hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even more lovely people. It delights me how witty and friendly most people are. John Simm
witty book humorous
This book fills a much-needed gap. Moses Hadas
witty book reading
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
witty book humorous
I have read your book and much like it.
witty party men
In every civilization, life grows easier. Men grow lazier in consequence. We have a picture of what happened to the individual Greek. (I cannot look at history, or at any human action, except as I look at the individual.) The Greeks had good food, good witty talk, pleasant dinner parties; and they were content. When the individual man had reached that condition in Athens, when the thought not of giving to the state but of what the state could give to him, Athens' freedom was doomed. Edith Hamilton
witty men thinking
Most men will not swim before they are able to.” Is that not witty? Naturally, they won't swim! They are born for the solid earth, not for the water. And naturally they wont think. They are made for life, not for thought. Yes, and he who thinks, what’s more, he who makes thought his business, he may go far in it, but he has bartered the solid earth for the water all the same, and one day he will drown. Hermann Hesse
witty cat nerves
A cat is witty, he has nerve, he knows how to do precisely the right thing at the right moment. Henri Poincare
witty airports finding-yourself
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. Johnny Vegas
witty sex ridiculous
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. Lord Chesterfield
witty father sides
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. Maurice Sendak
witty struggle warrior
Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory. Maya Angelou
witty thinking cynicism
I like quips. I like whiffs of cynicism and I think they can be witty. But I don't really know where wittiness is constructive. Matthew McConaughey