Quotes about witty
witty time watches
The days of the digital watch are numbered. Tom Stoppard
witty truth honesty
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
witty doors gaps
Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does. Tina Fey
witty control-of-your-life want
Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
witty looks actors
You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.
witty perfect tvs
It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
witty gay thinking
Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
witty crazy makeup
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
witty anxiety acne
My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
witty mean top-management
In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
witty love-you thinking
Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.
witty uncles children
(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
witty stress mean
I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
witty class voice
MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure? I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
witty moving writing
It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
witty smart laughing
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
witty bridges troll
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
witty careers obstacles
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
witty mad people
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
witty fun sake
What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it. Tim Ferriss
witty book men
If I read as many books as most men do, I would be as dull-witted as they are. Thomas Hobbes
witty character comedy
This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do a comedy, so this was just the right one. Thomas Kretschmann
witty thinking trying
I'm trying to think of a witty comeback, when Boggs says brusquely, “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” I decide to go ahead and like Boggs. Suzanne Collins
witty giving-up drinking
By the end of the session, I am no one at all. Haymitch started drinking somewhere around witty, and a nasty edge has crept into his voice. "I give up, sweetheart. Just answer the questions and try not to let the audience see how openly you despise them.
witty book writing
Being a journalist is good if you want to write books: it teaches you to get beyond the blank screen. My books have been described as froth, but there's scope to be witty and ironic about everything in life. Sophie Kinsella
witty food thinking
I’d discovered, after a lot of extreme apprehension about what spoons to use, that if you do something incorrect at table with a certain arrogance, as if you knew perfectly well you were doing it properly, you can get away with it and nobody will think you are bad-mannered or poorly brought up. They will think you are original and very witty. Sylvia Plath
witty strong real
The female characters in my books tend to be independent, frisky, spunky, witty, emotionally strong, erotically daring, spiritually oriented and intellectually generous; in short, the kind of women I admire in real life. Tom Robbins
witty humorous simple
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult. Tony Hoare
witty bisexual trying
I'm not bisexual, I'm tri-sexual. I try everything Shahrukh Khan
witty baby together
Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.
witty asking different
When will you start asking different questions? Better questions?
witty age asks
If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age
witty world actors
I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor