Quotes about witty
witty hurt simple
Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can and surely will at times fail. Other vulnerabilities, like being embarrassed or risking love, can be terrifying, too. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk. Joyce Brothers
witty porcupines quills
A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe. Josh Billings
witty thinking doe
When you talk yourself, you think how witty, how original, how acute you are; but when another does so, you are very apt to think only - What a crib from Rochefoucauld! Ouida
witty humorous villa
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. Pancho Villa
witty attitude thinking
You can look at a person's attitude and know what kind of thinking is prevalent in his life... It's better to be positive and wrong than negative and right! Joyce Meyer
witty enjoy-life alive
There is nothing as tragic as being alive and not enjoying life... Life should be celebrated!
witty children zips
Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force ... except occasionally. Katharine Whitehorn
witty trying wells
I can't sing very well but I'd like to try. Elvis Presley
witty geek incredibles
Smile. Nod. Say something witty before he finds out what an incredible geek you are. Ellen Hopkins
witty humble humility
I've never had a humble opinion. If you've got an opinion, why be humble about it? Joan Baez
witty clever thinking
Pickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive. Kate Upton
witty guy nasty
Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. Joe Rogan
witty disease-and-death people
I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals. Emma Thompson
witty secret chess
... Tarrasch's 'dogmas' are not eternal truisms, but merely instructional material presented in an accessible and witty form, those necessary rudiments from which one can begin to grasp the secrets of chess ... Garry Kasparov
witty badass mistake
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. Frank Lloyd Wright
witty fun years
I'm hopefully touring with Colin Baker next year in Perfect Strangers. I have performed with Sylvia Simms in poetry and music evenings. I would love to do those for the rest of my career - they are so fun and witty. Louise Jameson
witty laughter people
Observe it, the vulgar often laugh, but never smile, whereas well-bred people often smile, and seldom or never laugh. A witty thing never excited laughter, it pleases only the mind and never distorts the countenance. Lord Chesterfield
witty humorous thinking
I think it would be a good idea. Mahatma Gandhi
witty humorous food
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
witty years two
After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood Fred Thompson
witty italian may
[On Italian:] One may almost call it a language that talks of itself, and always seems more witty than its speakers. Madame de Stael
witty stupid trying
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear. James Thurber
witty eye unique
It's really crucial to achieve that balance with a film like this, cause it is unique and witty and then there's the tendency to force that. It becomes contrived and I know the feeling like, give me a fork that I can stab in my eye in those kinds of movies. Ellen Page
witty character mind
It's much simpler to be tortured on camera or to be filmed losing your mind. Whereas a script that has characters who are honest, witty and genuine is often much harder to act.
witty party men
In every civilization, life grows easier. Men grow lazier in consequence. We have a picture of what happened to the individual Greek. (I cannot look at history, or at any human action, except as I look at the individual.) The Greeks had good food, good witty talk, pleasant dinner parties; and they were content. When the individual man had reached that condition in Athens, when the thought not of giving to the state but of what the state could give to him, Athens' freedom was doomed. Edith Hamilton
witty men thinking
Most men will not swim before they are able to.” Is that not witty? Naturally, they won't swim! They are born for the solid earth, not for the water. And naturally they wont think. They are made for life, not for thought. Yes, and he who thinks, what’s more, he who makes thought his business, he may go far in it, but he has bartered the solid earth for the water all the same, and one day he will drown. Hermann Hesse
witty cat nerves
A cat is witty, he has nerve, he knows how to do precisely the right thing at the right moment. Henri Poincare
witty pain self
Remorse presupposes enough self-forgetfulness to feel the pain ofothers. Helen Prejean
witty money men
Sir, money, money, the most charming of all things; money, which will say more in one moment than the most elegant lover can in years. Perhaps you will say a man is not young; I answer he is rich. He is not genteel, handsome, witty, brave, good-humored, but he is rich, rich, rich, rich, rich -that one word contradicts everything you can say against him. Henry Fielding
witty sex minutes
He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.
witty children doing-nothing
When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
witty memories kids
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
witty stupid party
What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties.