Quotes about witty
witty purpose
Every one is witty for his owne purpose. George Herbert
witty self able
The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to be able to quote another's wit.
witty freedom humorous
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. Irving Kristol
witty powerful mistake
Woman was God's second mistake. Friedrich Nietzsche
witty people age
People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed...
witty mean intelligent
When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them Franklin P. Adams
witty firsts directors
My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies. Jelly Roll Morton
witty time humorous
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. Jean-Paul Sartre
witty peace powerful
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. George S. Patton
witty hands habit
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
witty glasses playboy
I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up. George Burns
witty mean men
Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well. George Bernard Shaw
witty war british-soldiers
The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.
witty people observation
The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.
witty humorous men
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
witty powerful women
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. Erica Jong
witty sex men
Would you consider a man or a woman to be complicated? Is it that difficult to understand both the sexes? We say that we know what the other sex is all about, but is that really true? Perhaps the following witty, funny quotes and sayings can help simplify things down about men. Indira Gandhi
witty sex regret
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. J. Edgar Hoover
witty lying trying
Trying to be witty leads to lying, more or less. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
witty people world
Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent. Antoine Rivarol
witty disappointment party
I often feel I'm a disappointment to people because they expect me to be the guy in the books. When I sit next to someone at a dinner party I can see they expect me to be quick and witty, and I'm not at all. Bill Bryson
witty laughter ignorance
Laugh not too much; the witty man laughs least: For wit is news only to ignorance. Lesse at thine own things laugh; lest in the jest Thy person share, and the conceit advance.
witty humorous science
All science is either physics or stamp collecting. Ernest Rutherford
witty powerful humorous
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. Henry David Thoreau
witty tongue conversation
How often, when we have been nearest each other bodily, have we really been farthest off! Our tongues were the witty foils with which we fenced each other off.
witty powerful humorous
Criticism is prejudice made plausible. H. L. Mencken
witty sex powerful
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. Gore Vidal
witty men fool
In fact, to gull a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man. Giacomo Casanova
witty clever fun
Just play the moment, that's the fun of it. You just play the moment. It's great writing and very clever writing, I think it's witty. And I have those great clothes. You have a great, witty, intelligent script and you look like a million dollars, because we have a great costumer, and it's a pretty good place to begin. Glenn Close
witty women laughing
A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings. Irvin S. Cobb
witty wit
What is perfectly true is perfectly witty. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
witty may satirical
You may be witty, but not satirical. Horace Greeley
witty circles political
It doesn't matter where we begin the personal/political circle, but it matters desperately that we complete it. Gloria Steinem