A. Johnson
A. Johnson
funny-life lines brevity
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.
proximity familiarity
Proximity doesn't breed familiarity.
nice bras fixture
One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra
kissing water laughing
With that, I splashed some water on my face, fixed on a smile, and stepped out. I would find Jerome. I would make him explain to me what I was missing. We would laugh, then we would kiss with tongue, and all would be well.
faces combat
We Deveauxs preferred to talk you to death, rather than face you in physical combat.
married reason spots
Having your back scratched is not the only reason to be married, but it is a good one, especially for those spots that are so hard to reach by yourself.
kissing forget-everything awkward
Kissing is something that makes up for a lot of other crap you have to put up with...It can be confusing and weird and awkward, but sometimes it just makes you melt and forget everything that is going on.
paris needs reason
Why Paris? Paris needs no reason. Paris is its own reason.
sausage matter pork
No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record.
cheerleader situation hyper
There is nothing about a bad situation that fourteen hyper cheerleaders can't worsen.
together salt lasts
Salt. Wound. Together at last.
supposed-to-be
Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be.
cheating thinking done
The truth was that she had managed to betray everyone by doing nothing. No one in history had ever done less and yet been so wrong. Not cheating on a non-boyfriend with the non-boyfriend of a friend. The pressure of thinking that one through made her swollen body ache.
weekend people tradition
I had always assumed the weekend was a holy tradition, respected by good people everywhere. Not so at Wexford.