Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Adam Carollais an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth27 May 1964
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
emotional guy stuff
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
boxing taught
I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
smart college white
People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
thinking joy what-if
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
hate thinking would-be
The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
comedian politician
I'm a comedian, not a politician.
accomplishment feel-good should
You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
mom kind welfare
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
radio stuff television
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
pay taxes feels
Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
average delusional batting
Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
people needs lists
If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
july underpants
It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
real gay golf
If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'