Al Yankovic

Al Yankovic
Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic is an American singer, songwriter, parodist, record producer, satirist, actor, voice actor, music video director, film producer, and author. He is known for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts, original songs that are style pastiches of the work of other acts, and polka medleys of several popular songs, featuring his favored instrument, the accordion...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth23 October 1959
CountryUnited States of America
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.
Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.
I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
There aren't that many superstars around anymore.
There's a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody. There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea. Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don't work creatively for me.