Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic
Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic is an American singer, songwriter, parodist, record producer, satirist, actor, voice actor, music video director, film producer, and author. He is known for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts, original songs that are style pastiches of the work of other acts, and polka medleys of several popular songs, featuring his favored instrument, the accordion...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth23 October 1959
CountryUnited States of America
Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
My wife went off with Elvis.
My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
I'm always a little leery about doing shows where I'm not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes. After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.