Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
Ambrose Gwinnett Biercewas an American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist. He wrote the short story "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" and compiled a satirical lexicon, The Devil's Dictionary. His vehemence as a critic, his motto "Nothing matters", and the sardonic view of human nature that informed his work, all earned him the nickname "Bitter Bierce"...
hundred period three
YEAR, n. A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
finished product raw
WORMS'-MEAT, n. The finished product of which we are the raw material.
element fine finish form popular sound testimony
WORSHIP, n. Homo Creator's testimony to the sound construction and fine finish of Deus Creatus. A popular form of abjection, having an element of pride.
binding certain dominion holds male powers primal rebellious service tyrant woman women
WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.
fortuitous merely plague
The plague today...is merely Nature's fortuitous manifestation of her purposeless objectionableness.