Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay is an American comedian and actor. He played the lead role in the 1990 film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 September 1957
CityBrooklyn, NY
CountryUnited States of America
kissing men thinking
Don't most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight?
sleep night people
I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there's no traffic. It's almost like you own the street at night.
romance important stuff
I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.
blow years water
I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80 years old, but he blows everyone out of the water.
tired watches might
Comics, as good as they might be, they didn't know much about performance. There aren't too many comics you could watch for an hour without getting tired. They might have good material, but it's about theater to me.
growing-up giving parent
I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of.
directors producers
When I do any stand-up, you're the writer, director, and producer. You're alone.