Andy Borowitz
Andy Borowitz
Andy Borowitzis an American writer, comedian, satirist, and actor. Borowitz is a New York Times-bestselling author who won the first National Press Club award for humor. He is known for creating The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and the satirical column The Borowitz Report, which has an audience in the millions and was acquired by The New Yorker. In a profile on CBS News Sunday Morning, he was called "one of the funniest people in America"...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth4 January 1958
CityShaker Heights, OH
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I wanted to get away from big, expensive network projects, ... so I moved to New York and I did nothing. And then I discovered the Internet. I didn't think of it as a moneymaker -- I wrote stuff I thought my friends would find funny.
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I feel like Cal Ripken or something, ... This insanity is all self-imposed.
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It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
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Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
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It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.
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Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
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Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.