Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
Andrew Aitken "Andy" Rooneywas an American radio and television writer who was best known for his weekly broadcast "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney," a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011. His final regular appearance on 60 Minutes aired on October 2, 2011. He died one month later, on November 4, 2011, at age 92...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth14 January 1919
CityAlbany, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I'd like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there's something going on in mathematics that I don't understand, and I'd like to find out what it is.
Everyone hates war, everyone says.
Numbers are the most certain things we have.
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.
There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.
Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.
I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.