Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
Andrew Aitken "Andy" Rooneywas an American radio and television writer who was best known for his weekly broadcast "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney," a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011. His final regular appearance on 60 Minutes aired on October 2, 2011. He died one month later, on November 4, 2011, at age 92...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth14 January 1919
CityAlbany, NY
CountryUnited States of America
The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.
Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.
No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.
We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be ...
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.
Every one starts out being an atheist.