Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
Andrew Aitken "Andy" Rooneywas an American radio and television writer who was best known for his weekly broadcast "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney," a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011. His final regular appearance on 60 Minutes aired on October 2, 2011. He died one month later, on November 4, 2011, at age 92...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth14 January 1919
CityAlbany, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be ...
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.
It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.
A little-recognized value of listening and inquiring relates to the realization that in human relationships, it is frequently not what the I've learned ... that it is best to give advice in only two circumstances: when it is requested and when it is a life-threatening situation.
Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.
People like to say, ""You're only as old as you feel,"" but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their age. You're as old as you are.
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.
Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts an
Don't pin much hope on the mail, and when the phone rings don't expect anyone wonderful to be calling
Do you think there's any possibility you could get CBS management to split your salary up amongst the rest of us?