Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnikis an American comedian, television host, writer, producer, actor and podcast personality. He is known for his dark comedy style, which emphasizes misdirection, non sequiturs, biting insults, an arrogant demeanour, and a stage persona that frequently takes amoral stances...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth22 December 1978
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
nice blow guy
I'm actually a really nice guy, once you get to blow me.
alcohol drink born
I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.
gay thinking names
I think my friend Jeff is gay. I don't know - I'm so bad with names.
crazy thinking comedy
I never go see live comedy shows because I just sit in the audience thinking, "Here's what I would say. Here's what I would do if I got up there." It drives me crazy.
want dies
When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.
thinking people hecklers
I think a theater show is a pure version of me doing my material. The theater crowd is a bit more polite, there really aren't hecklers, and there are a lot of people there to see me, and they're excited about the jokes and hanging out with me for a show.
memories comedian members
An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.
thinking people laughing
Everyone has the same kind of fears; everyone has the same big problems in the world, which is, like, fear of death and I hope horrible things dont happen to my family, but they do. And I think people laugh at them as this great release.
girlfriend my-girlfriend worried
I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.
sex years twelve
I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new.
drunk lasts towns
I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of that was Austin's fault.
kings christ jew
Larry King is so old, he's actually one of the Jews that killed Christ.
hands looks like-you
You look like you deep fry your hands before you bite your fingernails.
laughing people toes
I guess I prefer the laughs. I couldn't do a whole set of just shocks, but I like throwing a fastball inside every now and then to keep people on their toes.