Arthur Guiterman
Arthur Guiterman
Arthur Guitermanwas an American writer best known for his humorous poems...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth20 November 1871
CountryUnited States of America
coffee boys college
First dentistry was painless. Then bicycles were chainless, Carriages were horseless, And many laws enforceless. Next cookery was fireless, Telegraphy was wireless, Cigars were nicotineless, And coffee caffeineless. Soon oranges were seedless, The putting green was weedless, The college boy was hatless, The proper diet fatless. New motor roads are dustless, The latest steel is rustless, Our tennis courts are sodless, Our new religion--godless.
thanksgiving song heart
So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.
dog loss sight
Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.
greetings indigestion
Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.
liars government reform
No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass.
thorns sandals vandals
I hope the Vandals had thorns in their sandals
death dumb world
When life is woe, and hope is dumb, the World says, "Go!" The Grave says, "Come!
mean night maps
Oh, who would choose to be a traveler? --That anxious railway-guide unravelerWho spends his nights in berths and bunks,His days in chaperoning trunks;Who stands in line at gates and wicketsTo spend his means on costly ticketsTo Irkutsk, Liverpool and YapAnd other dots upon the map.
love may porcupines
The porcupine, which one must handle gloved, may be respected, but is never loved.
vanity deer donkey
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.
football fall
In life as in football, fall forward when you fall.
motivational thinking mind
Active minds that think and study, like swift brooks are seldom muddy.
bees honey honey-bee
It takes a bee to get the honey out
tongue artistic cold
Of all cold words of tongue or pen, the worst are these: "I knew him when -