Arthur Guiterman
Arthur Guiterman
Arthur Guitermanwas an American writer best known for his humorous poems...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth20 November 1871
CountryUnited States of America
build critics harsh man monument stones
The stones that Critics hurl with Harsh Intent, A Man may use to build a Monument
bust feared great hug known mighty potent sword whose
The tusks that clashed in mighty brawls Of mastodons, are billiard balls. The sword of Charlemagne the Just Is ferric oxide, known as rust. The grizzly bear, whose potent hug Was feared by all, is now a rug. Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf, And I don't feel so well myself.
balls bust feared known mighty potent sword whose
The tusks that clashed in mighty brawlsOf mastodons, are billiard balls.The sword of Charlemagne the JustIs ferric oxide, known as rust.The grizzly bear, whose potent hugWas feared by all, is now a rug.Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,And I don't feel so well myself.
handle loved whom
The porcupine, whom one must handle gloved, may be respected, but never loved
failure errors admitting
Admitting errors clears the score and proves you wiser than before.
coffee boys college
First dentistry was painless. Then bicycles were chainless, Carriages were horseless, And many laws enforceless. Next cookery was fireless, Telegraphy was wireless, Cigars were nicotineless, And coffee caffeineless. Soon oranges were seedless, The putting green was weedless, The college boy was hatless, The proper diet fatless. New motor roads are dustless, The latest steel is rustless, Our tennis courts are sodless, Our new religion--godless.
thanksgiving song heart
So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.
dog loss sight
Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.
greetings indigestion
Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.
liars government reform
No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass.
mad needs half
For the young Gaels of Ireland Are the lads that drive me mad, For half their words need footnotes And half their rhymes are bad.
sex science complexes
Amoebas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart And started Sex.
nature rose thorns
What one approves , another scorns, And thus his nature each discloses: You find the rosebush full of thorns, I find the thornbush full of roses.
thorns sandals vandals
I hope the Vandals had thorns in their sandals