Arthur Guiterman
Arthur Guiterman
Arthur Guitermanwas an American writer best known for his humorous poems...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth20 November 1871
CountryUnited States of America
thinking-of-you men waiting
A Man consumes the Time you make him Wait In thinking of your Faults-so don't be late!
mad needs half
For the young Gaels of Ireland Are the lads that drive me mad, For half their words need footnotes And half their rhymes are bad.
climbing giving hills
God, give me hills to climb, And strength for climbing!
sex science complexes
Amoebas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart And started Sex.
nature rose thorns
What one approves , another scorns, And thus his nature each discloses: You find the rosebush full of thorns, I find the thornbush full of roses.
bees honey honey-bee
It takes a bee to get the honey out
motivational thinking mind
Active minds that think and study, like swift brooks are seldom muddy.
rain cat sneezing
The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain!
leadership men criticism
The stones that critics hurl with harsh intent, a man may use to build his monument.
vanity deer donkey
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.
climbing may tire
God's Road is all uphill, but do not tire; Rejoice that we may still keep climbing higher.
dog sake bones
Scheme not to make what's Another's your own; Be not a Dog for the sake of a Bone.
flower cities people
It's lovely having grass and trees and flowers(Of course, at times, mosquitoes are a pest).Yes, life is life out here in Rangely Towers(Of course Some People like the city best)!
mean night maps
Oh, who would choose to be a traveler? --That anxious railway-guide unravelerWho spends his nights in berths and bunks,His days in chaperoning trunks;Who stands in line at gates and wicketsTo spend his means on costly ticketsTo Irkutsk, Liverpool and YapAnd other dots upon the map.