Artie Lange
Artie Lange
Arthur Steven "Artie" Lange, Jr.is an American comedian, actor, author and radio show host, best known for his tenures on The Howard Stern Show and the sketch comedy series Mad TV. Born and raised in New Jersey, Lange first worked as a longshoreman and cab driver to help support his family following the death of his quadriplegic father. After making his stand-up debut in 1987, he began a full-time comedy career in 1992, performing stand-up and improv shows throughout the...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth11 October 1967
CityLivingston, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.
Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.
I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?
I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world