Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
family mother children
My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now.
romance different contact
Romance is a different word than sexual contact.
funny humor beets
Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?
successful walmart
You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.
cute-life long-distance firsts
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
birthday funny-life mistake
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
family conflict family-conflict
Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.
funny fathers-day children
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
girl daughter running
A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.
kids home animal
We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.
family music children
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
daughter mother heart
The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being.
funny fathers-day dad
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
laughter blow worst-situation
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.