Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
love luck authority
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
funny birthday humor
Old is always fifteen years from now.
work labor-day quality
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
funny humor civilization
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
family kids parenting
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
school competition students
When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.
funny humor race
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
father years differences
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
genius married
YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.
tired people guy
I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn’t have to answer to innuendos,
funny children humor
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
fake-people sleep eye
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
drunk way going-out
I'm going OUT... because I DESERVE to go out! And I'm going to get DRUNK... because I DESERVE to get drunk! And get out of my way!
funny mother humor
"And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick..." And I said, "And tired." I don't remember anything after that.