Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall
William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. is an American comedian and actor best known for his work as a stand-up comic, his signature "Here's Your Sign" bit and as a member of the Blue Collar Comedy group...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth27 July 1957
CityGalveston, TX
CountryUnited States of America
people
People all over are finding themselves in jobs they never thought they'd be in.
good life people
Now people live into their 90s and beyond. As long as I have quality of life, I'm good.
code kids leave sooner totally
No sooner my kids leave their friends than they start texting them. And it's all in code in a language I totally don't understand.
bill family maybe networks
My goal is for 'The Bill Engvall Show' to be a show the networks look at and say, 'Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.'
best favorite road time took trip wife
My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time.
breaking people
My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house.
Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down.
Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.'
car
In syndication, the biggest buyers are car dealerships.
collar watch
If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.
best good
I've never said I was the best dancer, and I never said I was a good dancer.
age further gets learned older
I've learned in my older age that sexy gets you further than brains.
biggest
I'm from Texas. You would think my biggest draw would be in that state. But my biggest draw is Pennsylvania.
california dad fan stuck took
I'm a California Angels fan because that's the first game my dad took me to see, and they stuck with me.