Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall
William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. is an American comedian and actor best known for his work as a stand-up comic, his signature "Here's Your Sign" bit and as a member of the Blue Collar Comedy group...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth27 July 1957
CityGalveston, TX
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor house
You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!".
funny humor hey
As we're staggering out of the hospital, I don't remember doing this because I was still high, but apparently I turned to the entire operating room staff and screamed "Hey! I'd better not see this on YouTube!"
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
doctors wife car
I told my wife I'm afraid to go back to the doctor because I'm afraid they're going to look at you and say: 'ma'am, just sell him for parts. It's like that old car that as soon as you fix one thing, something else goes out on it.
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot."
hamburgers doe shirts
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
stupid ties wife
My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.
california dad fan stuck took
I'm a California Angels fan because that's the first game my dad took me to see, and they stuck with me.
biggest
I'm from Texas. You would think my biggest draw would be in that state. But my biggest draw is Pennsylvania.
age further gets learned older
I've learned in my older age that sexy gets you further than brains.
best good
I've never said I was the best dancer, and I never said I was a good dancer.
collar watch
If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.
car
In syndication, the biggest buyers are car dealerships.
breaking people
My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house.