Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall
William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. is an American comedian and actor best known for his work as a stand-up comic, his signature "Here's Your Sign" bit and as a member of the Blue Collar Comedy group...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth27 July 1957
CityGalveston, TX
CountryUnited States of America
signs
I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'
good guy nice people treat walk
If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.
bit people took
I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off.
funny people
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
diving love
I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - that's another one I'd like to do. I'd love to go diving in those areas. Basically, places, like, that are kind of going away, and I'd like to see them before they all become condos and high-rises.
america people
America loves to watch people growing and getting better.
number woke
I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair.
politics religion
I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.
celebrity time
I don't have big time celebrity friends - I'm just a guy.
acting dramatic funny kevin love
I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role.
people
I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.
car flipping goes guys hang stick time
I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it.
love takes
I love stand up, but every year, the road takes a little more out of you.
bullets pull trigger
I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out.