Bo Burnham
Bo Burnham
Robert Pickering "Bo" Burnham is an American comedian, writer, musician, and actor. He began his performance career as a YouTuber in March 2006, and his videos have been watched more than 169 million times since. Burnham also has a large following on Vine...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 August 1990
CityHamilton, MA
CountryUnited States of America
guy pirate creative
What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
cancer drug tumors
Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
jesus land water
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
europe expecting general seem sit
The U.K. and Europe in general seem to be a lot more patient. The U.S. are expecting 'joke joke joke joke joke joke joke.' They don't actually sit and listen to you.
people hateful belief
If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.
two france six
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
cousin believe gay
How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
numbers thirteen ifs
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
silly thinking say-anything
Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
funny humor racism
Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
saws necks deer
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
focus trying ive-changed
I'm happy with what I'm doing. I try not to focus on how I've changed. I just try to focus on what I'm doing now.
thinking self people
People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.