Bo Burnham
Bo Burnham
Robert Pickering "Bo" Burnham is an American comedian, writer, musician, and actor. He began his performance career as a YouTuber in March 2006, and his videos have been watched more than 169 million times since. Burnham also has a large following on Vine...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 August 1990
CityHamilton, MA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor giants
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
funny humor kids
Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.
funny humor ironic
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.
funny comedy vote
Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.
funny jesus humor
I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
funny humor artist
People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'
funny humor long
There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?
funny fifteen pennies
For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
funny love-you humor
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
funny dirty humor
All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
funny jesus humor
I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
funny humor toes
Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
funny humor crystals
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.
funny comedy puberty
When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.