Bob Saget
Bob Saget
Robert Lane "Bob" Saget is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full Houseand hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine. He also provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth17 May 1956
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.
If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.
My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.