Bob Saget
Bob Saget
Robert Lane "Bob" Saget is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full Houseand hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine. He also provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth17 May 1956
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.
My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.
Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.
I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.
I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.
I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.
I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.