Calvin Hobbes
Calvin Hobbes
girls hard imagine purpose serve
Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.
babies baby fall grow teeth wonder
I wonder if I can grow fangs when my baby teeth fall out.
caught mom
Unfortunately for my report, mom caught me and I didn't get to see how it ended.
cow drink guy squeeze whatever
Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?
days lucky
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.
apologize dumb trying walk
Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!
creativity mood turn
-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is that? -Last-minute panic.
funny
I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.