Calvin Hobbes
Calvin Hobbes
funny
I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.
babies baby fall grow teeth wonder
I wonder if I can grow fangs when my baby teeth fall out.
days lucky
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.
creativity mood turn
-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is that? -Last-minute panic.
apologize dumb trying walk
Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!
girls hard imagine purpose serve
Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.
caught mom
Unfortunately for my report, mom caught me and I didn't get to see how it ended.
cow drink guy squeeze whatever
Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?