Casey Stengel

Casey Stengel
Charles Dillon "Casey" Stengel, nicknamed "The Old Perfessor", was an American Major League Baseball right fielder and manager. He was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1966...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionBaseball Player
Date of Birth30 July 1890
CityKansas City, MO
CountryUnited States of America
stars drinking winning
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
sports kissing umpires
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
baseball two ems
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
sports gun guy
Whenever I decided to release a guy, I always had his room searched first for a gun. You couldn't take any chances with some of them birds.
baseball kids balls
That kid can hit balls over buildings.
baseball balls catchers
You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.
sports baseball running
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
past hitting might
I would not admire hitting against Ryne Duren, because if he ever hit you in the head you might be in the past tense.
batting dangerous hitter walks
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice.
according everybody line
All right, everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
mistake mistakes seventy
I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
bed hurt looking night staying woman
Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ballplayer. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in.
johnny matter nobody talk
Johnny Sain doesn't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.
accidents boys came family gave happy injuries life
But the only things that interrupted our happy family life came out there on the field, injuries and accidents and sickness, as the boys gave it all they had.