Casey Stengel
Casey Stengel
Charles Dillon "Casey" Stengel, nicknamed "The Old Perfessor", was an American Major League Baseball right fielder and manager. He was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1966...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionBaseball Player
Date of Birth30 July 1890
CityKansas City, MO
CountryUnited States of America
baseball two ems
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
batting dangerous hitter walks
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice.
according everybody line
All right, everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
mistake mistakes seventy
I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
bed hurt looking night staying woman
Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ballplayer. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in.
johnny matter nobody talk
Johnny Sain doesn't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.
accidents boys came family gave happy injuries life
But the only things that interrupted our happy family life came out there on the field, injuries and accidents and sickness, as the boys gave it all they had.
spit sure throws
I don't know if he throws a spit ball, but he sure spits on the ball.
knew lose shown ways
They've shown me ways to lose I never knew existed.
brave men talk
They are very brave men, the way they talk right up. Now if it was me, I would double-talk.
cooler water
It ain't the water cooler that's getting you out.
ball baseball bed hurt looking night staying woman
Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ball player. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in.
happened kansas traded
Ain't that something what happened today. One of us got traded to Kansas City.
heard
I always heard it couldn't be done, but sometimes it don't always work.