Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Joy Handleris an American comedian, actress, writer, television host, and producer. She hosted a late-night talk show called Chelsea Lately on the E! network from 2007 to 2014, and released a documentary series, Chelsea Does, on Netflix in January 2016. In May 2016 she began her new talk show Chelsea on Netflix. In 2012, Time placed her on the list of its 100 Most Influential People...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 February 1975
CityLivingston, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
It's hard to tell these days what gender people are. You don't know if they're gay, if they're straight, or Bruce Jenner.
The only people I owe an apology to are my dead parents. Except my father because he's still alive.
Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.
Who's the president on the $100 bill? I don't know. I don't need to know because I don't use cash. I only use travelers checks.
Mexico's a great place to overcome a drug addiction.
There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.
Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it.
People tend to call me names that I can't repeat on basic cable. I will give you a hint. They rhyme with itch, hunt, & bore.
According to Life & Style Weekly, 50 Cent may be working on Lindsay Lohan's next album. Finally, a match made in rap heaven. He's a convicted drug dealer who's been shot nine times, and she spent 84 minutes in prison. This is a big step for Lindsay. The last time Lindsay got near a black guy she ran over his foot.
I met my first midget in Mexico, and he was a waiter with a sombrero on his head, filled with chips and salsa. Like I was gonna let that guy get away - I don't think so.
I'd like to go out for a cocktail... or seven.
My mom was kinda like a cat. She slept a lot.
How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman... and I think I may have liked it.
People always tell me I need to have a kid, and I say, No, I don't. Because I wouldn't have just one kid; I'd have six. I need a huge family. So I just kind of fill my house with tons of rejects and misfits so it feels like I have a bunch of children.