Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
white black president
So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.
changed
I changed it just enough so I couldn't get sued,
afford chance depend help nice people public work
These people depend on public transportation, and these people can't afford a nice hotel, because some of them work there. Now it's your chance to help them.
beat kids thank white
I want to thank all the white kids who beat (me). I'm rich!
proud sit
It wasn't like, 'Let's all sit down and be proud African-Americans tonight.
glad last losing ready time
It's a lot of pressure. I'm very glad I'm not getting ready right now. This time last year, I was losing my mind.
walked
I've been working for a while -- I don't think I've ever done anything and walked out,
check depend jump nice people public time
Not everyone can jump in their SUV's and go check into a nice hotel. Those people depend on public transportation... Now it's the time to do something for them.
america box care fly four guys hope iraq millions money plane rebuilding red sends states united
All I can say is, I hope that everyone sends as much money as they humanly can to the United States Red Cross. We're rebuilding Iraq right now. I don't know if four guys with box cutters are ever going to fly a plane into a building again, probably not. But I do know that if we don't take care of these millions of people, America will be destroyed.
excited involved liked people work
You want to work with people who are excited about doing the show. I didn't get the sense that she wanted to do it just because I was involved in it. She just really liked the script, and I responded to that.
bring celebrity disaster help whatever worst
It's the worst disaster we'll ever see, ... I'm here to use whatever celebrity I have to help bring attention.
care hard jokes
It's got some heart, but it's got hard jokes. I care more about the hard jokes than the heart.
bought card care guess health money people problem reason weave
It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.
advantage bad combat famous good might normally projects sides worth
There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get.