Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
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I think I'd be too hard on a boy -- every day, trying to make him a man, getting him ready for white people, ... Girls don't punch each other in the face. Girls are pretty nice to each other, even, like, on a grassroots level.
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These people depend on public transportation, and these people can't afford a nice hotel, because some of them work there. Now it's your chance to help them.
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Not everyone can jump in their SUV's and go check into a nice hotel. Those people depend on public transportation... Now it's the time to do something for them.
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I'm in show business, ... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
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Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Paula Abdul?! Gettin' Paula Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!
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I (could) see these plots a mile away. And I was 7.
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You want to work with people who are excited about doing the show. I didn't get the sense that she wanted to do it just because I was involved in it. She just really liked the script, and I responded to that.
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I've never seen stunt casting that's actually funny: 'Oh, it's Shaq,' and then there's some horrible excuse for him to dunk, ... It's, like, 'We got a famous guy, and he's gonna be famous tonight' -- and it sucks!
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I think every fat comedian owes him 80 bucks that's working today.
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It's a lot of pressure. I'm very glad I'm not getting ready right now. This time last year, I was losing my mind.
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I've been working for a while -- I don't think I've ever done anything and walked out,
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It wasn't like, 'Let's all sit down and be proud African-Americans tonight.
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I'll do whatever the network will let me do, ... If they let me use the F-word, I'll use that, too.