Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
liked script
She just really liked the script and ... I responded to that.
black invented man rock school stolen
Much like rock 'n' roll, school shootings were invented by the black man and stolen by the whites,
bought grand taxes year
My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars. And I bought a red Corvette for $45,000 dollars. I'm thinking, 'I've got 45 grand left!' Taxes didn't even come into my equation. At the end of the first year of making 90 grand I was 25, 30 in the hole. We live in this baller, spend-money culture.
approve comments cringe name
I should see every script, I should make my comments and approve of jokes. I can't cringe at a show that's got my name on it.
ahead black bunch great guy lost love
It was way ahead of its time. It's like this black guy with a bunch of money. He's funny, and he never lost his money. He was always a great businessman. I love that show.
based
The show is loosely based on my life,
casting excuse famous funny gonna horrible seen stunt
I've never seen stunt casting that's actually funny: 'Oh, it's Shaq,' and then there's some horrible excuse for him to dunk, ... It's, like, 'We got a famous guy, and he's gonna be famous tonight' -- and it sucks!
gave gonna next oscar oscars parking
Aw, man, they gave 'em the Oscar on stage. Next they're gonna give the Oscars in the parking lot. It'll be like a drive-through Oscar lane. You get an Oscar and a McFlurry and keep on moving.
black nice people
Relax, you only have to be nice to black people for two more hours.
network whatever
I'll do whatever the network will let me do, ... If they let me use the F-word, I'll use that, too.
hang
I'm in show business, ... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
american-musician brown charlie halloween identify
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
bush concert george gulf hates shelter
George Bush hates midgets! ... Shelter From the Storm: A Concert for the Gulf Coast.
feel-better matter difficult
No matter what happens or how difficult things become, you will eventually feel better.