Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie
Colin Andrew Mochrieis a Canadian actor and improvisational comedian of Scottish origin, most famous for his appearances on the British and US versions of television improvization show Whose Line Is It Anyway?...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth30 November 1957
CityKilmarnock, Scotland
mother mean eye
He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.
real mad long
Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.
husband wife married
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
return dyslexic wells
Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang...
embargo backwards knows
Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me
years two dolphins
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
crazy thinking people
Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.
reindeer red today
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
flower order police
Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
memories long remember
For as long as I can remember I've had memories.
believe people nine
Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
trying dinosaurs deep-within
We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out
jeff suggested
My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything.
quite trying
I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people.