Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie
Colin Andrew Mochrieis a Canadian actor and improvisational comedian of Scottish origin, most famous for his appearances on the British and US versions of television improvization show Whose Line Is It Anyway?...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth30 November 1957
CityKilmarnock, Scotland
carpet chopping head last lighting rolling saw sure time tried trying
Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!
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When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!
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Judy Garland would gain and lose a lot of weight, and because of that, she ended up having no derriere, so she had to have a prosthetic one to give her shape in some of her evening gowns. Because we're working on a Canadian show and they're very cheap, they wanted to take my wife's prosthetic (butt) away. That was the whole pilot. The great thing about a Canadian show is we have a little more freedom, I think.
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When I think about it, I mean really, I'm 47, I should be embarrassed by this. A grown man, barefoot, walking on mousetraps, just to get an audience to laugh. It's sad in a way.
tend vocal
The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little more.
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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
pessimist projects optimists-and-pessimists
I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
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I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!
beautiful sexy interesting
There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.
song smack
Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
weather wife giving
You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.
fbi-agents agents kind
What kind of FBI agent are you?
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When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
school band typos
You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.