Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie
Colin Andrew Mochrieis a Canadian actor and improvisational comedian of Scottish origin, most famous for his appearances on the British and US versions of television improvization show Whose Line Is It Anyway?...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth30 November 1957
CityKilmarnock, Scotland
carpet chopping head last lighting rolling saw sure time tried trying
Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!
real mad long
Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.
reindeer red today
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
elephants documentaries anorexics
We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
beverly-hills cleveland hills
This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
sound-and-music alive hills
The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
thinking two challenges
I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.
thinking artist stuff
But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.
names retiring ifs
If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
book school people
I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still go. And I learned about everything from the library. I came from a Scottish family. Old school.
what-if revolution hamsters
What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?
song smack
Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
years skills lucky
There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
school band typos
You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.