Dan Quayle
Dan Quayle
James Danforth "Dan" Quayleis an American politician. He was the 44th Vice President of the United States, serving during the term of President George H. W. Bush. He was also a U.S. Representativeand U.S. Senatorfrom the state of Indiana...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionPolitician
Date of Birth4 February 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
funny past judging
I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.
funny forever politics
Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever.
funny witty stupid
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
funny witty science
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
funny running stupid
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
funny winning stupidity
Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.
funny voice democracy
El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice.
funny years two
I feel that this is my first year, that next year is an election year, that the third year is the mid point, and that the fourth year is the last chance I'll have to make a record since the last two years; I'll be a candidate again. Everything I do in those last two years will be posturing for the election. But right now I don't have to do that.
funny people may
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
funny winning politics
Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000.
funny jobs politics
We lead in exporting jobs.
funny men leaving
This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs.
funny war victory
The U.S. victory in Gulf War was a stirring victory for the forces of aggression.
funny stupid race
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.