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funny great
Kelsey Grammer is wickedly funny. He's like an 8-year-old child. He's always doing pranks, and we have a great time. David Pierce
funny guy
He is that guy in the movie. He is that funny guy who can get in your grill, and be funny about it. He's a lot more interesting in person than you usually see on the screen. Rob McKittrick
funny stage
Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing. Trevor Noah
funny life
Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble. Taylor Hawkins
funny time
Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural. Shaquille O'Neal
funny imitate
I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious. Maddie Ziegler
funny honest man shows thousand
I think it's funny how there are a thousand shows out there, and a thousand movies, that are glorifying (extramarital) affairs, while this man is being completely honest with his wives. Ginnifer Goodwin
funny humor ncaa regards
I think the NCAA has a funny sense of humor with regards to pairing us up with Florida.
funny
I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about you. Mike Birbiglia
witty opposites long
A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
witty sex good-things
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote
witty silence ornaments
The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence. Virginia Woolf
witty humorous heart
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. Woody Allen
witty humorous thinking
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.
witty life-and-love humorous
I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.
witty humorous catholic
Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
witty humorous ideas
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
witty new-york humorous
I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.
stupidity painful shame
It's a shame stupidity isn't painful. Anton LaVey
stupidity lists satanic
Stupidity-The top of the list for Satanic Sins.
stupidity faces reason
You could reason with someone who was halfway educated and appeal to his intelligence, but I felt helpless in the face of utter stupidity. Robert Cormier
stupid thinking owl
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. Robbie Coltraine
stupid believe guy
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy. Richard P. Feynman
stupid thinking two
When you are thinking about something you don't understand you have a terrible, uncomfortable feeling called confusion. The confusion is, because we are all some kind of apes that are kind of stupid trying to figure out how to put two sticks together to reach the banana, and we can't quite make it. So I always feel stupid. Once in a while, I put the two sticks together, and I reach the banana.
stupid hands might
Okay," I said, clasping her hand. "I swear it. The next time I do something stupid that might get me killed, you can come along. Richelle Mead
stupid thinking light
what's your name?" what?" i asked, squinting at the light. your name." I reconized Dr. Olendzki peering over me. you know my name." I want you to tell me." Rose. Rose Hathaway." Do you know your birthday?" Of course I do. Why are you asking me such stupid things? Did you lose my records?" Dr. Olendzki gave an exasperated sigh and walked off, taking the annoying light with her. "I think she's fine,
stupid acting way
We're the same! Even Sonya says we are. We've always been the same, and we're both acting the same stupid way now! We hold ourselves to higher standards than everyone else.