Dane Cook
Dane Cook
Dane Jeffrey Cookis an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges, and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident. He...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 March 1972
CityCambridge, MA
CountryUnited States of America
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.
I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead.
If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. Theyre very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.
I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.
I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
I'm a late-night guy.
I get so into the moment.
We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.
I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.